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Computer Humor Distribution #21
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We pay for computer humor... (details at the end of this note)
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We've added a new comment forum. Just go to our web site http://members.aol.com/misinfo and follow the link to "Share a joke or comment." Then just add your 2 cents to our web page.
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If you work in tech support or at a help desk, you'll enjoy this:
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The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

This fire help. Me Groog

Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

You have flint and stone?

Ugh

You hit them together?

Ugh

What happen?

Fire not work

(sigh) Make spark?

No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

*sigh* You change rock?

I change nothing

You sure?

Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

*Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
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Seen a funny web site? Tell us about it. Here's one that makes us laugh:
http://www.website1.com/squeegee/

And speaking of cyberbegging, one of our hobbies is collecting foreign currency. We have some coins from Mexico, Canada, Argentina, and Brazil. If you can send something from your country, it would be appreciated...we are especially in need of dollars from the U.S.  :-)

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For more computer humor, visit our web page at: http://members.aol.com/misinfo
For information on subscribing to the print version, visit the web site or email: misinfo@aol.com

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We pay for computer humor...

Got a funny computer joke or story? Seen a funny web site?
Tell us about it and we'll pay you... we'll pay you a nice complement...
Really, share it with us and we'll share it with other computer users.

We've added a new comment forum. Just go to our web site http://members.aol.com/misinfo and follow the link to "Share a joke or comment." Then just add your 2 cents to our web page.

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Have a nice day :-)

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All material presented here is: Copyright 1998 Chris Miksanek and MISinformation
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