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2010 Miksanek Family Vacation: Yellowstone

Beats the Rochesterfest parade any day of the week.

The 2010 dysfunctional family reunion.

"I'll Take 'Yellow Vegetables' for $200, Alex"

A trip back in time to the Corn Dynasty, this "palace" is reconstructed every year with fresh murals of corn "art" from the inside out. All in all, we had about as much fun as you'd expect we would have at the legendary Corn Palace.

As if the world needs another corn palace. Here comes the corn!

With only a mere lifetime to spend on Earth, who wouldn't want the honor of being dignified guests at the Corn Palace?

License to Corn.

Bitten by a radioactive kernel at a South Dakota farm,

Corn Man was born.

(way back)

And now for our

Feature Presentation...

If you though Niagara was something, you were right. This waterfall is a bit smaller. Scenic Yellowstone National Park

Beauty beyond belief (and no, I'm not talking about that celebrity couple's new baby), Yellowstone is in fact situated over a live volcanic caldera, and when that thing blows, you're gonna be screaming "I see Elivis", "Elizabeth! I'm comin' to join ya!", or "Don't go into the light!".

"So when can we go to Wendy's?"

The only swimming pools in the park are sulfuric acid.

Seperated at birth?

Nature parks in the handicap spot...

Hey, Gilligan!
Luke claims this hat makes him look "rugged".

"Hey mom, it's Rudolph!"
Who let the elk out? Who? Who? Who?

"Do you think this would fit on my Hot Wheels track?"

Pimp My Ride, we need some plasma TV's in this baby- who wants to look at the park when you could watch the National Geographic documentary?

... a memorable trip

They died with their Reebok's on.

Zack the Indian.
"Look at me! I'm a 45-degree angle!"
Bears do not see you if you stand perfectly still. And sideways.

"Dad, it says here you can't take anything out of the park!"

Put it back!

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